Gabriel was working out at home when Jaqueline knocked on the door.
Gabriel: (panting) I'm in the middle of a workout!
Jaqueline: Cool, buddy! Check out my arms.
She flexed. Her muscles bulged. Gabriel looked at his own skinny arms and swallowed hard.
The next day, Gabriel showed up with fake muscles under his t-shirt.
Jaqueline was chatting with her gym friends. When they saw Gabriel, everyone was impressed:
— Holy crap, Gabriel's a total beast!
Jaqueline, with a wicked little smirk, signed him up for the Anchor Throwing Contest.
When Gabriel found out, he nearly fainted:
— 112 million people in the audience... and it's gonna be broadcast on TV in 28 countries?! I'm never gonna forgive Jaqueline...
On the day of the event:
Jaqueline grabbed the anchor, spun it around like it was a toy, and threw it absurdly high. The anchor crashed into the river with full force, creating a giant wave.
Jaqueline: Your turn, buddy 😏
Gabriel, breaking out in a cold sweat:
(thinking) I can do this... I'm gonna win...
He barely even touched the anchor. His arm "exploded" (the fake muscles flew everywhere).
The entire crowd screamed:
— LIAR!
— LOSER!
— JAQUELINE'S THE WINNER, WE LOVE YOU!!!
Jaqueline: 😡
Gabriel: (gives a nervous little smile, trying to play it off)
Final scene - Jaqueline's house
Jaqueline sitting on the couch, with Gabriel glued right next to her, "meditating" while holding two heavy remote-control-like objects in his hands, changing the channel non-stop.
Gabriel: (voice trembling) I hit a thousand... it's over...
Jaqueline: I want 5,000 more 😏
Gabriel: It hurts, my beautiful friend 😢😢😢.. 1... 2... 3... 3...😢😢
Jaqueline: We finally found a punishment for you 😊
The End
