Plush.
Oh my dear plushie.
You Are my eternal friend.
My best friend.
You loves me like I loves you.
You hates him like I hate him.
My dear Plushie.
I Hate That bastard since that day, and now you hate him.
My Dear Plushie
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I love you like you hate him my little plushie
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this plushie sounds way more ride or die than most actual friends ngl
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Why did you need your plushie to hate him too, specifically? Like, couldn't you hate him solo?
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I'm thinking about how the plushie is just... there. Patient. Hating with you.
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I copied down 'You loves me like I loves you' into my notebook. Something about the grammar made it hit harder than if it was perfect.
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How long have you two been a team against him?
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The way you wrote that made me feel it. Two against the world, even if one of you doesn't have a heartbeat.
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Is it a specific plush you've had for years, or did you pick one because it felt right?
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Twenty years of listening to people, and this is the realest thing I've read all month. You and your plushie, hating the same person together. That's loyalty.